Ummm, so, recently Shawn & Tunde have tagged me in their blogs (wanting to know all my secrets & stuff)...and of course I had to be the difficult one, and not play along (did I mention I hate those forwards!!!). But since I LOVE them both, I decided to oblige them in my own Diva way. Here’s the randomness in no particular order.
10. The last time I laughed was this morning. POW’s co-workers brought her a gift certificate to a wig shop...that was so f’n hilarious to me. I wish she would start a blog, cause she is pure comedy
9. A little over two years ago, Mr. Henry and I went out. It was one of those nights, you go out and KNOW you are going to have a good time. Weather is perfect, outfit is perfect, mood is perfect. As soon as we got to the club (H2O), we ordered drinks from our favorite bartender in the little white room. The music is banging and Mr. Henry and I are dancing. I decide to pull a little SEXY move for him, and I drop it like it’s hot, and slowly work my way back up......my pants split, right down the crack, showing all of my goodies, and my little black thong...don’t remember how I made it out of there, lol
8. I’ve “fallen asleep” in the club once....ok, not really fell asleep per se, I was passed out on the couch...PATT woke me up
7. Artist that are always on repeat in my mp3 player are: Maxwell, Prince, Erykah Badu, Common, Mos Def and the Fugee’s and I love, love, love Reggae, Dancehall, & Reggaeton
6. If I were to get a dog, it would be a Pug. Everyone keeps telling me they have sooo many health problems....but they are so ugly, they are CUTE. I just am not the one to pick up dog poo and walk the dog, like a million times a day...
5. I love a GOOD passionate sex scene in a movie...the kind that makes you cross your legs and look around the theater. Love Jones comes to mind...
4. In college my roommate(s) & I found ourselves at a strip club by accident. We seen this girl from our dorm room who became a stripper. I don’t know who was more embarrassed, me or her...
3. The first time I got drunk was my freshmen year in college. We were playing questions. Since I was the “prude” in the group, I had to keep taking shots. I never looked at Bacardi Limon the same
2. I can’t decide whether or not I like the convertible BMW 328I or a convertible Mustang more. They are both sexy in their own way, but the Mustang has more power (yea, random)
1. If I were stranded on a deserted island with 4 people I’d want it to be: The President (someone’s bound to be looking for him), POW (she cracks me up), my Mom (although she talks ALOT, I still love her), a hot sexy boy toy to fulfill all of my island fantasies...
Bonus: When Brian and I were in Jamaica, we were at a sing along piano bar cracking up at people attempting to do karaoke. Before we left I decided to go to the ladies room. When I get back, the hostess makes an announcement and wishes me a happy birthday (my birthday, it was not). She then drags me on stage, kicking and screaming (while Brian grabs my other arm), and they both attempt to make me sing Little Red Corvette, by Prince (they know I heart him). I’m on stage throwing Brian dirty looks, vowing to get him back before our vacation is up....all the while, he is cracking up, at my vodka induced rendition of Little Red Corvette...
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10. Last time I laughed: Watching an old episode of Snaps on youtube this morning.
9. Embarrassing Moment: Got caught having sex in the car on a Sunday in an elementary school parking lot.
8. Never fallen asleep while out but I have seen a guy pass out while his girl was with us in a sex club.
7. Music tastes are sooooo random. Don't want to confuse you.
6. People laugh at me about my dogs but I tell you those two are show stoppers. I'm surprised that they don't think their names are "Aawwww"
5. I like good hot sweaty sex, in person.
4. The best strip club I've been to was a hole in the wall in El Paso.
3. I've never been drunk enough that I didn't know what I was doing, except for the one time I almost threw up on a woman that I liked.
2. Waiting on the convertible Camaro. I'd give up sex for a year for one.
1. My 2 on an island: Gabrielle Union (it's the dimples)and The Professor from Gilligan's Island (somebody's got to make stuff)
Thats freaking hilarious. You never told me about the splitting of the pants or the little red corvette rendition....Nutty
Me and my co-workers went wig shopping today at lunch....
P.O.W
OK, Diva, based on your answers for numbers 7 and 5, you are officially my favorite blogger. That's on point.
my first time ever getting drunk was my freshman year in college as well. i was drinking gin straight no ice. bad mistake. i didn't wake up with a hangover so i thought hangovers were myths. i learned very quickly that they are indeed reality.
what was question 5?
Shawn, ewww to # 3, and you would not give up sex for a year...LOL, maybe 6 months...
POW - Comedy. Did you find a suitable wig for work, LOL
Mr. Nicholas - Thanks! And you know I picked up the new Maxwell on Tuesday!
Tunde - Gin taste line pine sol (not that I know what pine sol taste like, but if I did, that's what gin taste like)
MLM- No question, just my randomness....5 was about movie sex scenes
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