4. I know it’s stupid, but I really don’t want to go to Brian’s going away party...and I don’t have a good excuse to bail out. I thought about “all of a sudden” needing to go out of town for business”...but he knows what I do, and knows it would be a complete lie...
3. The guy I met Saturday, “Melvin”, wants to go on a date this weekend. I’m not feeling it...mainly because, I was “tipsy”...ok, I was a little more than tipsy. Simply put, I don’t remember him. It could be a disaster waiting to happen. He definitely can’t have my Saturday! I’ll suggest Sunday. Maybe wine making at this place.
2. Last night, I was feeling a little “frisky”. I called Mr. Henry...no luck. His phone was “out-of-service”...it’s still off as of now...
1. I’m going to the “toy” store tonight...any recommendations?
3. The guy I met Saturday, “Melvin”, wants to go on a date this weekend. I’m not feeling it...mainly because, I was “tipsy”...ok, I was a little more than tipsy. Simply put, I don’t remember him. It could be a disaster waiting to happen. He definitely can’t have my Saturday! I’ll suggest Sunday. Maybe wine making at this place.
2. Last night, I was feeling a little “frisky”. I called Mr. Henry...no luck. His phone was “out-of-service”...it’s still off as of now...
1. I’m going to the “toy” store tonight...any recommendations?
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Toy store...GET A RABBIT...not the original too expensive..a generic brand will suffice...for about 45$. BEST THING...GET THAT..it has these lil beads inside and...anyway
Dont make an excuse for Brian's thing. Just grin and bear it for the greater good
Dont go out with melvin either if you were tipsy and dont remember him..I remember meeting w a guy I met tipsy, I didnt even get out the car..he was gross in person..that was yeeeeeeeears ago ...if you do go w him, plan an exit strategy...and dont forget to remember the story for this blog..
that wine place looks good..think i'll go too..thanks
Why you don't wanna go to Brian's going away party? Is it because it truly makes his leaving real? Or is it something else about the party (or the people there) that makes you uncomfortable?
@ True - Somehow my exit strategies never work...I usually just suck it up & go with it. That's why I think wine making would be good...atleast I can do something enjoyable...
@ Cheekie - I don't know. I tried to explain why to POW this morning, but, I don't think it came out right... Can't quite put my finger all the way on it I have 2 weeks to figure it out
i'm surprised that you don't want to go to his going away party.
as far as the "toy". is it something you want to use alone or with a partner?
for either one i recommend getting "the raging bull". it can be used alone or for dual stimulation for you and your partner. here is a website for a description and pic. i'm pretty sure whatever store you go to will have it.
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Just say no to the dude you met while tipsy, this cannot go well. He is probably fugly you know how those vodka-goggles can get us.
Oh and the Rabbit is the bomb or some silver eggs those are always fun they come in different sizes and have different speeds depending on just how "frisky" you're feeling.
And you know you're going to the Brian going away shindig, suck it up wear something cute and say bon voyage to your friend you'll feel bad if you don't.
Go to Brian's party. Aren't you interested in knowing how his friends look like? Maybe he's got some cute guys who could take his place. Mingle, flirt, have fun and say goodbye.
Awwww, the "toy" store. The bullet is good, but I prefer to use it when your with someone else. I have to agree with the crowd and say get the rabbit. It's worth the money. Granted mine has been gathering dust lately, but that's a different story. LOL
I started laughing at the headline. Cool blog. Can't wait to read more.
Wow. I alright. I never go to the "Toy" store, so I'm taking notes. Raging Bulls? Rabbits?
Am I the only +1 for the unmemorable? Maybe with inhibitions lowered you made a unexpectedly good move. Maybe not.
But what's one date?
@ Tunde - Alone. I looked at pics of that thing, and it looks scary. Like it might catch on fire or something...LOL....uhhhhh
@ chao - Silver Eggs??? Hmmmm. Oh you know if I go, I'm gonna be "extra cute"
@ Breezy - I've met a few of his friends. I would never date any of them though. Knowingly date them.... now if I didn't know they were friends....that's a diff. ballgame
So 3 votes for the rabbit
@Don't Be - Welcome! - love the name it's catchy... what about hoochie's... are hoochie's & sluts in the same category, LOL?
@Neila - Welcome! We've talked on the phone a few times... he "seems" ok, but once you catch up on the blog, you'll know that some of the Tools I meet always seem ok in the beginning...
Just starting to read your blog and I love it! But instead of going to the toy store....you should have a toy party! Get free stuff :-) I can give you the name of my consultant
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