#5. Ummm, I plead the 5th, unless you have pictures of said crime and furthermore I was stressed. The name we shall not mention had me stressed, college life had me stressed, so ok...I consumed like two Boonesfarm's and washed it down with Lord knows what. Why in the hell did you and Breezy let me get on top of my car??? Actually, come to think of it, where were you guys? I don’t recall. In any case that night was pretty fun! And you know what, the roof popped back into place perfectly the next day. So case solved & closed!
Oh but with - #4. I needed some fresh air, so I decided to go outside. And in my defense I was only naked under my blanket. I think you, Chuck & his friend pulled it off as I was clutching it for dear life. But at least I wasn’t the one doing cartwheels down the street naked!
And why, oh why in - #3 Did you bring up the name we shall not mention. The mere thought of him makes me want to puke. I still don’t know why that asshole rented a TV, but he couldn’t go half on food, rent, lights...so glad he got the boot and jail time
Yes #2 from what I recall was lots and lots of fun. But I don’t recall breaking my table or destroying the bathroom. Do you have evidence. Nope? Ok, then it didn’t happen!
Oh boy, I didn’t see the kiss in #1 coming. It was kinda like a “goodnight kiss” or a “birthday kiss” in any case he was a gentleman and didn’t push the envelope too much more. And as for the whole two guys in one bed. I blogged about it. Remember???
Yes, I can’t wait for Vegas either! I started mentally packing this morning!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You are so funny! I don't need evidence I have witnesses
P.O.W.
LMAO...HILARIOUS...
no pics tho?
I KEED I KEED
so much debauchery going on in these last two blog posts. crazy things happen when vodka is included in an equation. i love it though. keep doing what you do. just don't try not to cause anymore property damage. lol
I am a witness and I have PICTURES!! Don't let me get started on the "secrets"....Some will never see the light of day and many have to deal with Diablo & his best friend Stank Breath! Karma is a bitch! Love ya!
You are so funny!!!! :)
I have to say I have been lurking on your site for some time now. After I started reading some of the stories, I had to go back and read it all from the beginning. It has taken me about a week, but I am all caught up now. It is my guilty pleasure and I think a book deal should be in the making...
d from Bmore Thanks for lurking & reading. The guilt will subside soon, LOL.
I look forward to your comments & pov
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