"Vodka always gets me in trouble. I'm going to get a new friend, first name Malibu, last name unknown" - DC Diva
I understand why he's mad, it's kind of funny, in a "lol, that happened" sort of way. Or, that sounds like something "Diva" would do...ha ha. I mean, if a guy told me, what I told Tony, I'd say "DO YOU THINK I'M F'N STUPID"? So I know why he's mad....but, in MY defense, I took my "liquid sleep THERAPY" a few times...
Friday night I went to a friend's house party. Tony and I planned on going together, but he had to work. So when I was done, I called to tell him to meet me at my place, I was on my way home. He calls me at 12:42am to tell me he's on his way. I get in the house, text my friends to let them know I made it ok, and laid across my bed. I woke up at 5am. Oops. I did it again. I looked at my phone and had about a million missed calls from Tony and one from Mr. Henry. I knew he was probably asleep, but I texted and called anyways. He answered the phone.
Me: I'm soooooo sorry, I fell asleep and didn't hear the phone. Are you mad at me?
Tony: Yeah I'm mad
Me: I'm sorry, I swear I didn't hear the phone, I was drinking. I laid down to wait on you and passed out
Tony: I'll talk to you tomorrow
Saturday I felt really bad. I knew how it sounded, it's actually kinda FUNNY (to me), but he avoided all of my calls and text messages. Hmmm, see if I had lied and said "I LOST MY PHONE" that would have been wrong...but I guess more believable...I guess I'll tell a LITTLE white lie the next time.
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5 comments:
1. vodka is and will always be my friend. its that dark that gets me in trouble.
2. i've done that in the past. had a chick knocking on my door at 3 in the morning after driving 30 minutes. i know she was heated. just chalk it up to the game. lol.
I'm going to write an Ode to vodka, cause I love him, but I almost always go to sleep right after we hang out... *sigh*
I knew someone was going to need a helmet for falling off of the wagon...
I didn't fall off, plus it was ok....it was my birthday week(celebrate the whole month, right?)
Besides I was tired...asleep I tell you, that's all that happened, girlscouts honor (I wasn't a girlscout, but hey, it works for them...)
i've done that before. PEOPLE never believe that you were sleep .. EVER
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