Ok, dude. I don't care. I'm hungry, sweaty, and I was in my happy place. See, the thing is, I felt like he was
So he asks to call. (Side Note: I was feeling all of the red flags beginning to slowly rise :End Side Note)
Thirty minutes later he sends his first text.
Yep. My inital assesment of his approach was on point. His name should be Mr. Red Flag. Not only did he not allow enough time for me to shower, eat, watch Heroes, which I missed anyways because I thought it came on at 9pm and not at 8pm, he came off as being el desperate. Like dude.
He then commits another cardinal sin or...well it should be one. Here's the text:
Mr. Red Flag: What are three things men like about ur personality, and three things men like about you physically"
Really? Really? Well he clearly liked the way my yoga pants fit ever so snuggly and he liked how my t-shirt was just a bit sweaty....
Not only did I not answer his stupid ass question. He's already earned the time-out box award. "Go immediately to the time-out box, do not pass go, do not collect your vodka shots"..... TOOL