Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Brian's Sexy Going Away Present(s)

If I were to give Brian a going away present it would be one of two things...

1. A flask, engraved with his initials. On the inside of the flask, I would leave a note with all of our quotes and favorite lines...and a bottle of alcohol...for when he really misses, me...you know, so he can drink the pain away.


2. I’d go to his place, wearing nothing but a sexy trench coat & red stiletto’s, with a plate of warm homemade cookies. I’d give him the plate of cookies. Tell him not to miss me too much, and walk out.

10 comments:

Cheekie said...

"2. I’d go to his place, wearing nothing but a sexy trench coat & red stiletto’s, with a plate of warm homemade cookies. I’d give him the plate of cookies. Tell him not to miss me too much, and walk out."

Assuming you actually went through with this: How much you wanna bet he'd grab your arm suddenly as you're walking out? You know the arm grab...and what it means. ;)

The flask idea is cute too. I actually think you should do that one...I mean, it would be cool if you did the second one too, but the first one is less of a possibility for embarrassment/awkwardness.

Tunde said...

the flask idea is cool. i actually need one myself so if you don't buy one for him i'll gladly accept it. you don't even have to engrave it. lol.

the trench coat idea is kind of shaky. if you are going to go over there are you sure you are going to really walk away. its obvious there is sexual tension between you two.

DC DIVA DATING ADVENTURES said...

@Cheeky - I don't think it would would be awkward, we joke alot, so if he wasn't turned on by it, he'd probably laugh about it...and think it was cute

@Tunde - that's the point right...well not really. I guess I'm just really horny, but I would be a good Diva... ok, so #1 it is...lol

DC DIVA DATING ADVENTURES said...

P.S. Tunde, your flask is in the mail, you should get it in 6-12 months!

Tunde said...

boo. 6-12 months? you're glad i'm a patient man. lol.

Crystal Monae said...

How about putting a heart in a box that reads, "This is what you are leaving with." You need to tell that man how you really feel.

DC DIVA DATING ADVENTURES said...

Crystal, I think that's a good idea, if we had a relationship already established...honestly, I have a bit of an ego, if he didn't feel the same way, it would be really bruised....I'd probably have to take Prozac & check into a mental hospital for 3 hours... ok, not really, but I'm scared of getting hurt...

DC DIVA DATING ADVENTURES said...

Question: What about if his gift is my blog...I just write it down on a piece of paper & give it to him. He knows I have one & has asked me to read it?????

Crystal Monae said...

Absolutely not! Do not give him access to your blog. It may cause you to be more cautious about what you write and we love the honesty.

DC DIVA DATING ADVENTURES said...

@ Crystal...yeah, I thought about that...I'm honest with him about everything else, except, the fact that I like him...It's like my own personal diary...

Talked to guy friend Chuck & Mom about him this weekend...I'll blog about it later