Uhhh, Fetish guy...you know, the one from a couple of weeks ago. Pretty persistent. (i.e. Stalkerface) He has continuously e-mailed me, even if I decided not to respond to his attempts to forge some kind of “computer love”. So finally, I sent him this nice message:
Hi, (Stalkerface Fetish Guy)
Thanks for the e-mail (i.e. stop stalking me). I deleted my online profile (so you can’t find me) and am not interested in meeting anyone via the internet anymore (just you).
I wish you the best in your search for Mrs. Right (or in fulfilling your secret fetish).
Do you know this StalkerFool (no other terms fit) e-mailed me again today!!!
Oh, and the Securityguard cornered me again today...HELP!!!!!!