Thursday, April 9, 2009

Stalkerface

Uhhh, Fetish guy...you know, the one from a couple of weeks ago. Pretty persistent. (i.e. Stalkerface) He has continuously e-mailed me, even if I decided not to respond to his attempts to forge some kind of “computer love”. So finally, I sent him this nice message:

Hi, (Stalkerface Fetish Guy)

Thanks for the e-mail (i.e. stop stalking me). I deleted my online profile (so you can’t find me) and am not interested in meeting anyone via the internet anymore (just you).

I wish you the best in your search for Mrs. Right (or in fulfilling your secret fetish).

Good Luck.
(Diva)


Do you know this StalkerFool (no other terms fit) e-mailed me again today!!!


Oh, and the Securityguard cornered me again today...HELP!!!!!!

8 comments:

Tunde said...

i'm sorry. your life is very entertaining to me. i bet there are so many other stories that you don't even post about. rotflmao

must love movies said...

hey
just saying hi. i'm back on the net
lata

DC DIVA DATING ADVENTURES said...

@ Tunde - If only you knew...

@MLM - Welcome back, was wondering where you were

Journey to my soul said...

maybe "I have a boyfriend" would have worked better...but he is determined, so who knows. lol

Chaotically Calm said...

LMAO....this is so funny. Obviously this guys pseudo name should be Mr. Persistent-as-shit because he won't take not interested in you for an answer.

Cheekie said...

Whew...having stalkerfaces is the most awkward, uncomfortable and unfortunate thing EVAH. Trying to avoid certain someones (especially if you see them at work) is another full-time job in and of itself.

Much luck! lol

DC DIVA DATING ADVENTURES said...

Here's what Stalkerface responded with:

"I understand and I still wish to become friends"

Hmmmmmmm.

I did not respond

Cheekie said...

"I understand and I still wish to become friends"

It's a trap! lol