Friday, May 29, 2009

I Think Porn Is Stupid...

Tonight, Mr. Henry came over. We "exercised" and I burnt like 400 calories although the munchies and after "exercise" drink cancelled the calories out, but I digress. My head wasn't in it. I was thinking about all kinds of stuff, not related to our "workout". Uhhh maybe these are things I shouldn't have been thinking about:

11. Going to sleep afterwards

10. How we are big freaks for having sex at 5pm

9. If I should go out

8. Who was texting me, since my phone went off twice

7. If I was going to get an O

6. Blogging about not thinking about our romp session while we were romping.

5. Why in the hell my neighbor's dog is so loud when they get home, and wondering if they could see me, if they got too close to my window.

4. Wondering if my neighbors could hear us...

3. Laughing at the funny faces he made

2. Wondering if my face was just as funny as the face he was making

1. Wondering where he got the new position from

Needless to say, the O was not achieved...think I'm going to sit the next few sessions out, re-group and think about stuff...

18 comments:

Tunde said...

lol. why were you thinking about so much during your "workout"? maybe that's why you didn't have the big O.

you're not a freak for having sex at 5pm. now if it was 12pm during a work week you might be on to something. lol.

BlkBond said...

Sweat it out, oui? Why is porn stupid though, lol. You're watching the wrong stuff; that commercialized stuff, you need to jump on rude.com, xtube, etc. and see e'ryday people tear it down. The only porn I usually watch is Justin Slayer and mine (smile)...

Anonymous said...

@ blk bond...Justin Slayer ain't got nothing on Wesley Pipes LOL!!!

You're never going to get the Big O if your head is everywhere else. But as I always tell you get a special toy

-P.O.W.-

P.S.

That Mr. Henry keeps popping up.

Tunde said...

blkbond-

rude and xtube are wack. you need to get on pornhub.com, tnaflix.com and xnxx.com.

that's my community service for the day. lol

Reign said...

You're not going to get the big O thinking about stuff. You maybe like me, typical f’ing isn’t going to get it. I didn't start getting O's during vaginal sessions until I had a deeper connection, and I let go. You have to be able to relinquish power and for me I had to trust that person with all of me. And now I get at least 3 Os every time w/ my babe.

I think you need to find that guy that fills you up completely, mentally and sexually. :-)

DC DIVA DATING ADVENTURES said...

Tunde, Blk Bond & POW - so is this what you guys do during your spare time....lol

Uhhh, I just think it's stupid, I dunno. I can't give you a real reason.

POW - Get a screen name! I have a toy, don't like it much. I may get a new one

@ Reign - I know. Mr. H & I used to have a better connection. My college roommates used to ask me what was the point in having sex if I wasn't getting the O. I didn't have a real answer then, but honestly yesterday, we were just sitting on the couch watching tv and it just happened. It's more of a stress reliever for me now.

I heart Mr. H, I do. We've had many ups & downs, make-ups & break-ups, etc, etc, etc. But honestly I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT RIGHT NOW.

I kinda wanna just be single, enjoy a good romp every now & then, and travel. Atleast that's how I feel today. Disclaimer: It may change next week

Dr. J said...

look got dayumit, tell him or whoever they need to just get down there until you have one!

DC DIVA DATING ADVENTURES said...

PS @ Tunde - (Probably TMI)... Cause we were in my living room & I don't have a curtains on my Window and live in an English Basement. Although the mailman already came, we heard my neighbors come. She could have dropped a piece of mail in my box & seen it all...all we had to do was take it to the bedroom, but we didn't.


PS @ Reign - 3??? Really? I'm jealous...

True2me said...

actually sex only burns like 30 calories or so..lol

and PORN IS THE BEST

i have been having o's since the first one I gave myself

DC DIVA DATING ADVENTURES said...

LOL @ Dr. J - Trust me, he does it ALL...

@ True - I'm a calorie counter... I def. burn more than 30, lol...it's a great form of exercise. Go to http://www.internetfitness.com/calculators/calburncalc.htm

Anonymous said...

P.O.W. is my screen name. Thanks

the YOUNG LIONESS said...

lol wow!

K. Michel said...

Maybe you need to switch dudes?

--I'm sure someone else was thinking it...

DC DIVA DATING ADVENTURES said...

Welcome Young Lioness & K. Michael

@ K. Michael - I won't divulge the number of times, positions & stuff... but you know, it's probably just a mental block on my problem. Apparently like 30-80% (yeah, not sure) of women don't get their first orgasam till they are in their 30's. Maybe it's something to do with age or something...Actually that's probably not true, so don't quote me on that...

In anycase, as said before, Ive came, realy, really, really close...who knows maybe I had it and didn't know.....well, I guess I'd know right !

Mz Mami said...

Mr. Henry to you is definitely my Kan to me re on & off, up and down sorta thing. But I'm used to it now and don't get all emo over him (at least this month). And now he calls and texts every day again.

....

lol

um re #1 - I actually I ALWAYS think this after it's been awhile..

and you know what I started getting the big o after I did it on my own...lol..with the showerhead... I try not to use it though i think it desensitizes me. plus the water just like drips out afterwards. or maybe that's something else. shit sometimes i don't even know....

**too much info**

Brandon St. Randy said...

How the hell are you supposed to cum when you're making lists of shit in your head? That's what dudes do to not cum fast. Think about our taxes, errands, politics, etc.

And Tube8 is by far the best porn site that I've found out there.

DC DIVA DATING ADVENTURES said...

@ Brandon St. Randy - Welcome...and uhhh, I guess I just wasn't into it. I generally don't think that much during the act....

So that's what you guys do huh...lists, taxes, politics...definitely buzz kills

OMGSeriously said...

Porn is great most of the time....educational IMO I feel bad for this romp session :-/ if the O wasn't achieved....he'd better do something until it was lol.