Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The Vault: Mr. Romantic (Part 1 of 2)

As promised, I went on some not so bad dates. Ultimately, the demise of the guys was due to lack of chemistry and attraction. They were ok, I mean they did have some qualities, I didn't quite like, hmmm, not really deal breakers however, let's focus on the positive!

Today, we'll start with Mr. Romantic. I met him online in late November early December of 07. We talked, e-mailed and text messaged each other for about two weeks before our first meeting. He was similar to his head shot, however he was extremely skinny in person, and his head was a big too big for his body...digressing, sorry. So anyways after our first meeting, we continued to talk and on Christmas Eve, he invited me to his place, in his words, "to pamper & spoil me". He promised dinner by candle light, massages (he was actually a massage therapist), the works. Since this was one of the few years I didn’t get to go home for the holidays, I agreed. Anyways, so we arrive at his place, and he starts getting ready to prepare dinner. I sit and watch him, and we chat. I offer to help and he adamantly declines, saying, "it's my day" then makes me a drink. So I'm making a mental note of all of this, he makes a pretty healthy meal (not that tasty), makes a really good drink, has Prince playing in the background, candles are lit...romantic right?

He puts his final touches on dinner, then has me to follow him to the table. But I was a little confused. There was only one plate.

Me: Aren't you going to eat?

Him: Yes, don't worry about me...

Me: But...

Him: Shhhh

He pulls his chair up right beside mine, as I reach for the fork, he grabs it, and begins feeding me. I will admit, this all felt very awkward. Like, maybe a little too much for a second date, and I never really had anyone to "feed" me literally. So dinner went on like that for awhile. He wouldn't allow me to pick the fork up or to do anything. After dinner, we head to the couch and watch a movie.

To be continued...

7 comments:

Cheekie said...

Well, dayum. Is he real?! lol

I agree I woulda felt awkward if a man fed me on the second date. I'd get all cynical and think "potential stalker".

DC DIVA DATING ADVENTURES said...

Yeah, trust me, he is...there's def more to what transpired...weird, but more!

True2me said...

I don't like to be fed...

when you gon finish the story..wtf :p

DC DIVA DATING ADVENTURES said...

@ True - Yeah, it felt weird... The work Nazi's are harassing us, I'll have to do it later!

Tunde said...

i want to hear how this date ended. feeding you a second date? o_O yeah right. i've dated women for years and haven't done that. you got two hand and i believe you a strong enough to lift a fork/spoon. lol.

when he only set one plate and he was like he was going to eat. i thought you were going to say he was trying to make you his entree. lol.

StarrBURST! said...

I felt myself moving away from the computer as if the fork was coming towards MY mouth. STALKERISH eh? That is very awkward! Hurry, hurry with the rest! Lol

must love movies said...

oh my i wouldn't have liked that at all on a 2nd date. he would of had to be hot.