Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Tainted Water

I'm convinced the government has put something in the water in DC. Maybe it started out as a social experiment then somehow mutated and got out of hand; then they jumped ship and left us to deal with it. That's why I drink bottled water from France...no tap for me. I don't want to catch what's in the water...

Why the rant? Because Cartoon Hands (Carl) sent me a F'n picture of his "johnson" out of nowhere.

I swear to you, I did not give him any signals, key words, or indication that I wanted him to send me yet another picture of himself...especially his "johnson". We've never had phone-sex, never talked about sex or body parts...hell we haven't even had our 1st date yet. Damn, I know I haven't had any in awhile but WTF? WTF?

Don't drink the water in DC...

5 comments:

CChamp01 said...

That is F'ing funny! He's officially crazy!

Shawn Smith said...

That is too funny. Too many times I have heard of people on CL say that men have sent their junk pics to them, but for you to say someone you have met in person to do it.......priceless.

DC DIVA DATING ADVENTURES said...

Yep CChamp, he's crazy with a capital "C", he will never know where I live....

Shawn, I kind of figured something was off about him, but why do men do that? What does he expect me to say???? (BTW I didn't respond)

DaniB said...

That is f'in hilarious. I LOL'd at my desk and heads popped over the cubicles

DC DIVA DATING ADVENTURES said...

I know right...if I see him on the street...I am running in the opposite direction...Tell them you are ok...it was Cartoon Hand's fault