Monday, November 17, 2008

Sexless In DC

Something's not quite right...not sure, I can't put my finger on it. Have you ever had one of those weekends where everything seems a Well I haven't had one in a long time, so I guess it was long overdue. It's time to confess...

Confession # 1: Friday Night - I stayed in. (I know!!!) It was rainy, I was feeling crappy (Can we say I hate M.N.), and I just felt like chilling alone. I made dinner, rented a movie and indulged in ice cream and champagne. (not together)

Confession # 2: Saturday Night - Felt completely off. Although I hung out with friends...something was missing. I couldn't quite put my finger on it. I hate it when I go out, and it's not the party on wheels I expected. Then I get bummed because I wasted a hot outfit.

Confession # 3: I ran into Akeem when I was out on Saturday. It wasn't awkward or anything. I think he was with a girl that was standing next to him. He gave me a hug and said hi.

Confession # 4: (We're still on Saturday) - I sent a mean text message to Mr. Henry. I don't know why. I wasn't drunk (that drunk). I don't think he got it, but I said, "I hate you". I don't though. I guess I was being dramatic plus I was horny, (and M.N. was visiting) and ok...I was quite tipsy.

Confession #5: It's been 3 weeks since I had sex, I need something to take the edge off so I won't make any rash decisions, I thought about going to THE STORE, but was too lazy to drive I guess I'm not that hard up...yet

Confession # 6: Sunday Night: Old Man Benjamin & I went to see the Bond Flick tonight. I loved it! Plenty of shooting, car crashes, and action. Old Man Benjamin didn't like it as much. He was upset there weren't any good sex scenes (no sex scenes). The theater was crowed. When we got there, we had to sit up front. I wasn't completely sure who was behind me (DC is small sometimes), so I opted NOT to snuggle up with him, although he lifted the armrest for me to move closer. Instead I put my hand on his leg most of the movie. When he started making comments about sex and how he hoped there was lots of it, I moved my hand. After the movie, he took me home & the conversation went a little like this:

Me: So what happened to the cookies you said you were going to make me?

Old Man: (laughing) You're right, I did say I would make you cookies. I tell you what, the way that you are going to get these cookies is if you come to my place

Me: (LMAO) You're always trying to get me to come to your place...we'll I'm on a diet, so I don't really need any cookies

Old Man: Well we can make them without sugar and all natural ingredients. Then after we are done, if you're up to it, we can make "other cookies"

Me: You're not getting my cookies

Old Man: Well we can do whatever you want, no pressure

Me: With each date you're getting bolder and bolder

Old Man: And you're slowly starting to reveal yourself

Unbelievable right???? Earlier he invited me over to in his words "Play House". What am I going to do??????????


Shawn Smith said...

Normally I would sympathize with you but I'm going through my own drought right now and it has been a lot longer than 3 weeks.

If you are worried about what people think when you are out with the Old Man, then why do you still hang out with him. You might want to tell him that you want to keep it on a friendly level.

*Ok, I went back and took a look to see how long it's been and it has only just been a month. It seems MUCH longer.


I'm not worried about what people think. I've been going out with him a lot, a whole lot. I had my other reasons for my actions.

Don't get me wrong, I like him, but if I had to rate it on a scale of 1 to 10, I'd say 6

Shawn Smith said...


I once told someone that I wouldn't date 10's. Too much work and pressure.

I like the 7.5 to maybe 9 range (even 9's can be iffy) because they are more laid back.

If I had to choose between hanging out with Chi-Town and Miss South Africa, I would choose Chi-Town cause I know I would have a better time and she would be down with doing a lot more. She wouldn't be uppity or prissy.

Yes I would have issue with the eyes, but I'm more about having the good time than the looks. Besides, women would wonder what she's doing to keep my attention.


My rating wasn't based on looks, it was based on how much I like him.

I can't honestly rate his looks because he's 31 years older than me. He's not unattractive, he's sort of Debonair