Friday, March 13, 2009

Confessions

So I've been holding on to a few secrets, that need to be unloaded, in no particular order...

1. I've been thinking about moving out of the Country a lot more lately

2. I think guys that are smart are hot!

3. I walked pass my old gym, and thought about joining again just for the eye candy...it makes no sense because my gym is in Virginia, but I live and work in DC...

4. Now that I'm starting fresh with new guys, I feel like I need to do some other "drastic things"

5. I love watching hot (in every sense of the word) men run, who have nice bodies, and take their shirts off. One almost caused an accident last summer. WARNING: do not drive while breaking your neck to look at the hot jogger, forget talking on the cell phone & driving, driving & gawking should be against the law

6. I can't wait for warm weather

7. I'll rock a "hoochie" dress with class, and turn around and wear a business suit the next day...

8. I'm not a label whore

9. Victoria's Secret is my favorite online store, I'm a pantie whore. I LOVE cute panties...I hate bras

10. I think I really liked Tony for the sex, but he had to go and mess everything up with his bi-polarness, random banter, weirdness...damn him

11. I thought about becoming celibate, but that's like me saying I'm going to stop drinking. I'm going to become celibate...

12. I really do like Brian, a lot, but he SLORES way too much for me. I'm going to get him a going away present. A t-shirt that reads "Reformed Slut" or "I'm in Sluts Anonymous"... he'll like it. Trust me

13. (We're still on Brian) The fact that he slept with Monster's Inc. was such a turn off. I don't think I can look at him the same

14. He's still sexy

15. I need to get back into the gym

16. I hate, absolutely hate online dating...I'm thinking about doing it though...I'm bored

17. I haven't had a good cry in a long time, I mean a good one, I feel like I need one just to balance things out, but then again, I love being in my Happy Place...can't remember the last time I cried.....hmmm

18. I went to a nudest beach, I didn't intend on getting naked, but someone blasted me out, and was like, "she's not naked!!!" Security came over and told me I had to get naked...WTF?

19. I wonder how long I can stay on the wagon. I went a record of 10 days once...

20. I fantasize about romping with Brian, well until the Gremlin incident. But I don't actually want to have sex with him ( I think), it will ruin the fantasy...although 2, count them 2 of my friends are trying to be bad influences, and told me I should romp with him before he goes to Texas....bad friends, bad...

21. I'm tired as hell, but can't fall asleep, maybe I should have a glass of wine...wait, I'm on the wagon...

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah join the gym. Always more dudes than chicks unless you're in an aerobics class.

You could always nail Brian this weekend and your excuse could be you wanted to make a preemptive strike before he hooked with another monster.

voyage2atlantis said...

hey
so yea i was wondering how you felt after he told you he went home with someone else. i mean that would of bothered me. tehee

i'm voting for tony if he can manage his condition. my first loves name was tony and just like guys named tony. lol


lastly, forget you you don't have to tell us what happened in jamaica.

Journey to my soul said...

LOL @ Monster's Inc....damn thats messed up. And yeah...I couldnt fantasy about someone that long. Dont see how you do it, guess women are stronger. I would have probably made moves a long time ago. You might not do him before he leaves...but i bet if you ever visit him you would.

DC DIVA DATING ADVENTURES said...

@ Anonymous - naaa, I was thinking about it, it might really be weird now...like disgustingly weird

@ voyage - that didn't bother me, what bothered me is that his peter doesn't discriminate enough...I already know he's got a lair of chicks, he just needs to "say no" more

Tony is crazy

@ Journey - he called her a monster 1st. I just agreed...like I said, I'm sure she's a nice girl...he said, she said, she would take him wherever he wants...lmao

DaniB said...

LOL. 21 questions? 22. Will Mr. Henry ever man up? 23. When will the old man show up on your door step?

Tunde said...

you have a lot of confessions about brian. maybe you should fuck him before he leaves. lol.

*another bad influence*

the gym is a great place to meet guys. you know they are serious about their health and their physical apperance. a lot better tahn meeting people at clubs/bars imo.

DC DIVA DATING ADVENTURES said...

@ Dani - #24. I remember the last time I cried, it was when I got back from Jamaica, and realized I had to go back to work...the thought of going back to work, made me ball like a baby...ok, not really, but close

#25. Catch me with enough alcohol in my systems, and you can find out anything you want to know...I tell it all under the influence...then I forget I told ya (wonder if Brian tried that in Jamaica...)

@ Tunde - what if it's bad??? See then my fantasy would be ruined...

I met Tony at the gym, we see how that turned out! Would have been better off in the club ;)

Cheekie said...

"Monster's Inc" *snort*

Um, guess I'm a bad blog commenter because I figured you'd bed Brian before he went away too. Call it a "going away present". ;)

Chaotically Calm said...

7. I'll rock a "hoochie" dress with class, and turn around and wear a business suit the next day...

This is why you're a friend in my head Diva. I too rock hoochie gear and turn around and go way corporate on Monday. It's only natural to let the hoochie out once and again. LMAO.

Oh and just do Brian it will make you feel better than crying!