So last night Klein spent the night...I went in. Maybe it was the vodka with white peach (tasty) or the fact that I have given it a lot of thought.
Me: Baby, I think you have hang-ups about sex and sexuality...
Klein: What are you talking about, where is this coming from???
Me: Well the other night when I wanted to suck your d*ck (yes I said that) you had an issue with it. Why?
Klein: I told you, it’s ok if we are going to have sex, but just to do it, just because...you’re better than that.
Me: But baby, if it’s something I want to do for you, and we are in a committed relationship, what’s wrong with that. Like, if I don’t do it, are you gonna go find someone else...
Klein: No. I wouldn’t do that.
Me: If we are in a relationship, there’s nothing wrong with me being a freak for you...like anything goes
Klein: Almost anything
Me: I’m your freak, so it’s ok
Klein: Why do you have those shorts on... (black little cheeky ones)
(I laughed and walk to the kitchen)
Me: Why are you following me
Klein: You know what you’re doing to me...
And let’s just say, in the kitchen, with the refrigerator door wide open, he got the best peanut butter and jelly sandwich (uhhh a BJ for the slow folks) ever......
Afterwards, we laid in bed and talked about his sex hang-ups and where they came from...after he told me, it made a little more sense, but I still think it’s an age and experience thing.
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- I'd like to think of myself as a romantic...but I'm a realist 1st. I try to be open, honest and candid in my dating life, and it carries over into everything else. I'm still somewhat of a party girl at heart, who deep down, wants that "special" guy at the end of the night to cuddle with. If my friends could pick three words to describe me, they'd be looking through the dictonary all day & night, because...it changes. I'm a lover, that's sometimes too laid back for my own good. I'm a social drinker, social partier, and social flirt who lives by no one's rules but my own...no 3 month rules for sex...no regrets...and no looking back...always learning, being safe, and living life to the fullest, one day at a time.
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAALLL (in my soccer voice) Glad he finally gave in. Why do I think of that scene from "Disappearing Acts" when Zora & Franklin got it down in the refrigerator? LOL
I had to go back and read the previous post to understand why he didn't want oral. Still don't really follow his logic but to each his own. Starrla beat me to the Disappearing Acts scene. If you had added some fruit, it would have been 9 1/2 Weeks. Anyway, its going to take some time for him to get that conservative mindset out of his head. Never understood why a dude would want a freak just as long as it wasn't his girl/wife.
@ Starla & Vin - he did ask if I had whipped cream....which movie is that from, lol
@ Vin - I think somewhere along the way, someone told him it was wrong or something...also it could be religion....who knows.
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lol thanks for the sidenote. you know i'm slow. i was like pb&j huh shucks i'm not that old.
ya'll should have done that scene from don't be a menace in south central lmao
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