Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Barely Legal, The New Black???

When he asked for my number, I had no idea, he just got off the tit. I guess I assume most guys that approach me (with the exception of really really old men) are my age. So I didn’t even think about asking him how old he was. It came out after our first conversation.



SIDE NOTE: Is it just me, or are the young one’s getting more gutsy with the whole cougar movement? I mean, I’m no cougar, but this little boy/older woman thing could be getting out of hand in 5....4...3...2 :END SIDE NOTE


In his defense he thought I was his age. So yeaaa for me, I look like a pretty young thing! Anyways. We went on a date, and lets just say, he’s adorable. Like, I remember when I was a fresh faced young thing, and thought I knew everything. Ahhh the good ole days. His name will be "Klein" (it means tiny in German)

"Klein" was a perfect gentleman. He tried to put on his big boy game.

We indulged in food, a romantic walk, and surprise flowers (it’s been a year since I got flowers, I thought it was a cute gesture)

Now the question is, can I look past the almost 8 year age difference? Let’s be real, while "Klein" was partaking in milk and after-school specials, I was partaking in adult beverages and “adult activities’. Maybe he will make a good boy toy for the spring/summer.

Speaking of the spring, it brings out the masses. Sunday afternoon, this off-duty officer, put his old man mack-game down. Actually, I don’t know how old he is, but I am assuming, that the sprinkle of gray, and divorce status puts him in his 40’s. Fingers crossed, that I’m right. I can’t go back to dating old men. I need to put age caps on these guys.


You need to be this tall to ride this ride.


P.S. I almost forgot, while I was out with kiddie care, my cell was in my clutch. Somehow it accidentally dialed Jason. He called me back twice, but for obvious reasons I didn’t answer. We haven’t really talked since his whole PMS attack.

P.S.S. My new addiction is this right here. Basically, choose your city, & get hooked. Oh & kickboxing is going to be my other part-time lover...

P.S.S.S. Mr. H and I went to dinner & Target last night. A typical Mr. H & Diva hang out thing, sans the sex. He did drop hints that he was feeling a little randy...he's banned from my cookie jar for the rest of his life.

8 comments:

Tunde said...

for the rest his life though? 8 years older? i think the oldest i've dated is about 3 years. hmmm. get it in cougar. lol

DC DIVA DATING ADVENTURES said...

ALMOST 8 years Tunde.... there's a difference!!!

Yep, the rest of his life

Tunde said...

what kind of difference? are we talking 11 months difference or 2 week difference?

the rest of his life is a long time. you might reconsider later. lol

Chaotically Calm said...

Diva Diva Diva,

The summer is coming so I say give Klein a whirl. What do you have to lose?

And I am literally LMAO at the rest of his life for Mr. H? One should never say never...old habits die very hard!

Jubilance said...

Boytoys are the best, especially in the spring/summer. I remember my last boytoy....ahhh, the memories. Let's just say that young boys are more experienced than the boys were when were that age, if you know what I mean...

Enjoy!

DC DIVA DATING ADVENTURES said...

@Tunde - I think it's like 3 to 6 months or something...I can't remember!

And I'm gonna be strong....mind you I said the rest of HIS life, not mine.....

@Chaotically - what is it with visa's and passports. He's the fifth or sixth (maybe more) guy I met in a year period, doing the mail oder husband thing...

@ Jubi - I haven't experienced a 22 year old, since....well since I was 22. The only thing that scares me, is the 18-26 age range are high-risk walking STD contradictions...so well, that type of scary-ness makes me dry up like the Saharra in July...of course I'd use tons of protection...but the statistics of clap & the drip, and below the belt itchies etc, etc, are making my stomach curl...

P.O.W said...

below the belt itchies? Eww! I've been "ewwing" you a lot lately..I don't think you can live with you "ban" of Mr. H from the cookie jar for the rest of his life unless you kill him tomorrow...8 years? do your thing ma and we want all the juicy details

Side note: all my comments today are super long and rambling

spchrist said...

boytoy...I haven't heard that phrase in a while.